God must have been a fuckin' genius. The hair … They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls ... and just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips … and when they touched yours were like ... that first swallow of wine ... after you just crossed the desert. Tits! Whoo-ah ! Big ones, little ones, nipples staring right out at ya ... Like secret searchlights. Mmm. And legs … I don't care if they're Greek columns ... or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven!”